Girl what? Please be foreal lol.. Jesus was not BROKE. Idk where y’all be getting this nonsense from. https://t.co/r2ma96gj8G
— Mother of 2 🤰🏽 (@savannamarier) March 18, 2023
This poor person has been piled on quite a bit, but it still makes me chuckle just like Jesus. Let's start with my buddy, St Francis:
Although Francis still joined at times in the noisy revels of his former comrades, his changed demeanour plainly showed that his heart was no longer with them; a yearning for the life of the spirit had already possessed it. His companions twitted Francis on his absent-mindedness and asked if he were minded to be married. "Yes", he replied, "I am about to take a wife of surpassing fairness." She was no other than Lady Poverty whom Dante and Giotto have wedded to his name, and whom even now he had begun to love.
After a short period of uncertainty he began to seek in prayer and solitude the answer to his call; he had already given up his gay attire and wasteful ways. One day, while crossing the Umbrian plain on horseback, Francis unexpectedly drew near a poor leper. The sudden appearance of this repulsive object filled him with disgust and he instinctively retreated, but presently controlling his natural aversion he dismounted, embraced the unfortunate man, and gave him all the money he had.
About the same time Francis made a pilgrimage to Rome. Pained at the miserly offerings he saw at the tomb of St. Peter, he emptied his purse thereon. Then, as if to put his fastidious nature to the test, he exchanged clothes with a tattered mendicant and stood for the rest of the day fasting among the horde of beggars at the door of the basilica.
His Order really internalized stuff like this from Gospel of Luke:
9 Then he called his twelve disciples together, and gave them power and authority over all devils, and to cure diseases.
2 And he sent them to preach the kingdom of God, and to heal the sick.
3 And he said unto them, Take nothing for your journey, neither staves, nor scrip, neither bread, neither money; neither have two coats apiece.
Which controversial position formed a basis for the great theological debate in Eco's Name of the Rose:
[L]ike besiegers and besieged, on both sides of the walls of a fortress, they hurled insults and rebuttals at one another, which I record here at random, unable to attribute them to specific speakers, and with the premise that the phrases were not uttered in turn, as would happen in a dispute in my country, but in Mediterranean fashion, one overlapping another, like the waves of an angry sea.
"The Gospel says Christ had a purse!"
"Shut up! You people paint that purse even on crucifixes! What do you say, then, of the fact that our Lord, when he entered Jerusalem, went back every night to Bethany?"
"If our Lord chose to go and sleep in Bethany, who are you to question his decision?"
"No, you old ass, our Lord returned to Bethany because he had no money to pay for an inn in Jerusalem!"
"Bonagratia, you're the ass here! What did our Lord eat in Jerusalem?"
"Would you say, then, that a horse who receives oats from his master to keep alive is the owner of the oats?"
"You see? You compare Christ to a horse. . . ."
"No, you are the one who compares Christ to a simoniacal prelate of your court, vessel of dung!"
Certainly, Pope John XXII disagreed with the Franciscans, but really, just fuck that guy. Regardless, whether the Discourse is via papal bull or social media, it's all rather amusing.
Update: it appears the original tweet has vanished like the lost second book of Aristotle's Poetics, presumably due to the pile-on.
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